<![CDATA[Fuck My Neighbor]]>Ok, so i got this douche bag of a neighbor that for the past 3 years has been yelling at me not to park on the street, which it mostly in front of his house but also across the street from my house. He has confronted me about 3 times of the years yelling at me not to park there because his wife runs a daycare and he wants the customers to park there, mind you this is a residential zone, and on a different occasion stating that I shouldn't park there so that 'my son has a spot to park in when he comes home from school.' Once he said/asked that I told him that I have a sister that usually gets off work at about 11pm so I think his son shouldn't park there because I don't want my sister walking a block and a half away in order to get home at night.
After that I haven't heard much from him in a while, but on Monday morning when i go out to get in my car to go to school I find this:

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Now granted my Jeep is NOT the prettiest thing...as it has a shit ton of rust, but after finding this I was just like wtf? So I call the FPD to ask them what the hell is going on and what I should do. They tell me that a officer or someone just noticed it didn't move for 48 hrs, and to just move it before the date listed on it so they know its not abandoned. So after talking with her I just thought a cop drove by on the weekend, saw the piece of shit and just checked up 48hrs later. *I was back home for a funeral all weekend* 
But then today, about 20 mins ago, I hear some banging on my door. I go down to find my short, dorky looking neighbor all pissed off. He goes on a tangent about how "How would you like to look at that everyday, yada yada, it never moves, yada yada, don't park in front of my house." Which, if you know me, I just respond with pure sarcasm assuring him that I drive it to school everyday, and also tell him that if he wants me to 'help him' with this 'problem' then I won't park in front of his house if he pays my taxes for that year. After I tell him that he just looses it and starts yell, at this point I just close the door on him and go into my house.

Iv already called his house in to the City of Fargo for the whole having a business in a residential zone w/out having any permits or whatever. *step 1 in being a douche :icon_queen:*SO basically im just wondering if anyone has had this type of problem or maybe asking for some advice as to how to piss him off even further to the point that he LEAVES ME THE FUCK ALONE. Im also wondering if I can press charges for him giving the FPD false information about how my car is abandoned even though he knows I live here and it moves everyday.

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So yea...what should i do.

PS Im tired of this shit...

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thurmanmerman;263064 wrote:
Its delslow. Asshole comes standard on that model.:icon_geek:

So we're not just talking e-thug but real thug, right?

And thanks dodee or doodoo or whatever your name is for the minus reputation point, like it really matters anyways, how about you go away a get a sense of humor, or better yet, read the whole thread before you post next time. If you are friends with bp08 I can see you have a lot in common.
/ mini rant

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24valvenotak;263108 wrote:
so whats your excuse?
dude... you know you have to be e-thuggin....

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Parker;263098 wrote:
i just dont get what is so hard about being nice?

so whats your excuse?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251533https://fargostreet.com/post/251533Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:09:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:55:48 GMT]]>i just dont get what is so hard about being nice?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251523https://fargostreet.com/post/251523Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:55:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:12:41 GMT]]>Icy Burn

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DelSlow;263066 wrote:
Sick burn thurman

The sting will go away soon enough. Just walk it off.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251494https://fargostreet.com/post/251494Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:59:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:51:20 GMT]]>Sick burn thurman

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Parker;263034 wrote:
No shit... Did you ever think about trying to be nice for once? And maybe parking a few extra feet down? maybe?

Its delslow. Asshole comes standard on that model.:icon_geek:

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no_slow_clap;263029 wrote:
omg, tragic.

god forbid somebody walks a few extra feet.
No shit... Did you ever think about trying to be nice for once? And maybe parking a few extra feet down? maybe?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251459https://fargostreet.com/post/251459Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:57:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:49:44 GMT]]>omg, tragic.

god forbid somebody walks a few extra feet.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251454https://fargostreet.com/post/251454Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:49:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:25:19 GMT]]>Yep.

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Kossick;262997 wrote:
OK so after reading 11 pages of this, saying "really?" and laughing a few times all i can contribute is another classic step brothers moment only taken farther for your special situation... Wait til all their customers are either dropping off or pickup up kids then put some good makeup on a friend and wrap him in plastic or a shower curtain and load his "lifeless" body into your rusty jeep 🙂 You could whistle the whole time you are doing it too just for added effect

shouldn't you be working instead of sitting on the computer??? last time i checked you complain bout me and kirk not working and yet you are the one posting during working hours.... faaaag

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251448https://fargostreet.com/post/251448Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:24:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:33:55 GMT]]>OK so after reading 11 pages of this, saying "really?" and laughing a few times all i can contribute is another classic step brothers moment only taken farther for your special situation... Wait til all their customers are either dropping off or pickup up kids then put some good makeup on a friend and wrap him in plastic or a shower curtain and load his "lifeless" body into your rusty jeep 🙂 You could whistle the whole time you are doing it too just for added effect

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Rexwagon;262948 wrote:
o geez

i know right, i have too much free time

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dodee929;262945 wrote:
its a shovel only its got a small end that you use to shovel dirt in a graveyard that is really hard

o geez

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251373https://fargostreet.com/post/251373Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:49:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:39:57 GMT]]>its a shovel only its got a small end that you use to shovel dirt in a graveyard that is really hard

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ruthless351;262943 wrote:
what is a shevel?

if you know who ICP is then you know what a shevel is

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251369https://fargostreet.com/post/251369Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:38:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:37:22 GMT]]>what is a shevel?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251368https://fargostreet.com/post/251368Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:37:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:36:23 GMT]]>QUOTE=DelSlow;262556]
Exactly. Thank you. But ya I have tired telling him that he is being an ass, personally I would like to resolve it so nothing really happens at all to keep the neighborhoodly peace, but this guy (like 90% of older people) think that just because im young they can push me around and tell me I can't use/do something that I fucking pay for.[/QUOTE]

I could always drive up there and beat him with a shevel

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MisterCMK;262935 wrote:
Do you OWN the property?

I assume you are talking about the house, then yes.

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zbrown;262932 wrote:
i love it when people just jump in a thread and don't read before they post

you didn't like my message i sent you 🙂

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/251361https://fargostreet.com/post/251361Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:18:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Fuck My Neighbor on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:15:15 GMT]]>Do you OWN the property?

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DelSlow;262933 wrote:
Tell me about it.....

PS Good COD4 session last night, lets do it again.

all two seconds.... lame

longer = better

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