<![CDATA[Why terrorists commit suicide]]>WHY TERRORISTS COMMIT SUICIDE

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, No Cheerleaders, No baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate Parties, No Home Depot, No RACING!

No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No Gumbo, No Jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy up in the tower.

No chocolate cookies. No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey being cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/3461/why-terrorists-commit-suicideRSS for NodeThu, 28 May 2026 07:57:40 GMTFri, 22 Jul 2005 18:00:28 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 14:11:20 GMT]]>I'd off myself very early in life

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59876https://fargostreet.com/post/59876Mon, 25 Jul 2005 14:11:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 12:49:44 GMT]]>nice dave...that was great

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59870https://fargostreet.com/post/59870Mon, 25 Jul 2005 12:49:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 08:37:37 GMT]]>It's prolly a good thing that there are no Muslims on this board.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59867https://fargostreet.com/post/59867Mon, 25 Jul 2005 08:37:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 07:03:35 GMT]]>no walmart!! how do they mod out thier camels then?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59856https://fargostreet.com/post/59856Mon, 25 Jul 2005 07:03:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 06:16:01 GMT]]>that's so true

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59850https://fargostreet.com/post/59850Mon, 25 Jul 2005 06:16:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 21:52:02 GMT]]>haha that made my day!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59496https://fargostreet.com/post/59496Fri, 22 Jul 2005 21:52:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 19:34:31 GMT]]>id kill myself to..... lol

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59471https://fargostreet.com/post/59471Fri, 22 Jul 2005 19:34:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 19:02:21 GMT]]>given the same situation i would think about alot of ways out.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59461https://fargostreet.com/post/59461Fri, 22 Jul 2005 19:02:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 18:38:14 GMT]]>Lmfao!!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59458https://fargostreet.com/post/59458Fri, 22 Jul 2005 18:38:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Why terrorists commit suicide on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 18:04:42 GMT]]>lol 🙂

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/59452https://fargostreet.com/post/59452Fri, 22 Jul 2005 18:04:42 GMT