snowboy70 wrote:
omg! dude...i did sit next to some really really hot chick but because I drank a lot of coffee, I was wired and got myself tired. As soon as I hit that seat, I passed out, and she woke me up when everyone was getting off the plane. I missed the whole flight. I hope nothing spectacular happened...like an orgy!
dude I was on that flight and o my god in first class nothin but hot porn stars gettin it on jesus...so much fun best flight of my life

tjamz wrote:
16. You'll be on a plane seated next to the hottest chick you've ever met. She'll ask you to join the mile high club. You accept, have wild sex in an airplane bathroom, find out that she is also a car enthusiast. She asks you to spend weekend w/ her having wild sex and driving her new Enzo. Life gets a whole lot better so it seems.....

Ok, well that probably won't happen, but best wishes this holiday season anyway.

omg! dude...i did sit next to some really really hot chick but because I drank a lot of coffee, I was wired and got myself tired. As soon as I hit that seat, I passed out, and she woke me up when everyone was getting off the plane. I missed the whole flight. I hope nothing spectacular happened...like an orgy!

tjamz wrote:
16. You'll be on a plane seated next to the hottest chick you've ever met. She'll ask you to join the mile high club. You accept, have wild sex in an airplane bathroom, find out that she is also a car enthusiast. She asks you to spend weekend w/ her having wild sex and driving her new Enzo. Life gets a whole lot better so it seems.....

Ok, well that probably won't happen, but best wishes this holiday season anyway.
see why everyone likes u tjamz? ha everyone have a happy thanksgiving

Ok, well that probably won't happen, but best wishes this holiday season anyway.

1. I wake up late for class so I say fuck it. We have a quiz. I miss it. YEY!
2. My battery's been dying for the last week or so. I drive 70 miles to fargo to get to the dealer. Dealer says battery was loose, bolted down everything, connected it, billed me $65. I call bullshit, cuz when ur car doesnt want to start, you check your battery. The connection was tight as fuck and it didnt want to move. Plus, the battery looks different now since I went to the dealer. I think they still replaced it. Oh and the kicker. Nothing has been done to the battery for i'd say at least since june or translated, 6,000 miles. And thats AT LEAST. I don't remember if i took the battery out to clear my intake filter.
3. Forgot to eat today.
4. Sit at airport for 3 hours, before I learn it will be 4 hours late.
5. 4 hours later, the flight was cancelled.
6. Won't put me up in a hotel and i'm not paying $60 bux and know that I'm not going to wake up at 4;30
7. Leave airport to go get something to eat. Car won't start. Battery must have gotten below 10 volts again.
8. Call Roadside Assisance. They tell me that they can't send anyone out until I get them an address. Where do I even BEGIN LOOKING FOR AN ADDRESSS FOR long term parking and Fargo International Airport.
9. Go to eat hoping I can drink coffee and smoke cigarettes until at least 1 am. Find out they just placed a smoking ban in the entire city!
10. Finally go to Perkins to eat. They kick me out after 1 hour. Said i'm loitering or some shit.
11. Drive around fargo for 2 hours. Yea...i went aruond the entire city 4 times i think. then i just kinda drive around a block like 6 times looking for a specific house. Got pulled over. Here's the only good thing of the day. I told the cop the story cuz he listened. He told me just to go wait at the airport. Let me go. YEY!
12. I'm at the airport now...with some weird kid who wouldn't shut up about diablo II and Dungeon Seige. And listened to Age of Empires music. When I asked him if is playing the game, he said no. I guess he likes the music.
13. BTW. airport is closed, so I'm sitting on the floor between the two sliding doors of the building until it reopens at 5 am.
14. the floor is fucking freezing!
15. My foot fell asleep and when I tried to stand up, I bulldozed my head into the glass door

so yea...i think we all know what #16 will be

update: 10pm, they tell me my flight is cancelled. Say they can put me up in a hotel for $50. I say fuck that and drive around fargo hoping to maybe find something to do.
now im sitting at the airport (which is closed so im siiting in between the two sliding doors...not really inside and not really outside) listening to some kid rant about diablo II and dungeon seige. I assume, they are video games...computer maybe?

yey for my fucked up life!