Any final words Twins fans?

[91nbtsi]

92BlackTT wrote:
you need a fleshlight.

LOL!!!! Most true statement ever:icon_thumright:

[capitlj]

I hope they go down cuz i heard if they go to the series the bison gophers game gets moved to friday.

[SmitEvo]

who cares if the bison had to change days

Twins > Bison
Twins > Gophers

[Guest]

Football (even PeeWee flag football)>Baseball. Any day.

[FG2]

ahem tap tap on mic I would just like to say that I wish the Minnesota Twins the best in loving memory of Kirby Puckett... The guy that set the standard for bringing women into Redstone restaurant bathrooms, among beating his wife.

Mr. Steward of Eight Ball Magazine says it best:

"Kirby Puckett World Sports Humanitarian Hall of Fame inductee is also the same man that allegedly once tried to strangle his wife with an electrical cord, actually used a power saw to cut through a door after she had locked herself in a room to away from him and once he even put a cocked gun to her head while she was holding their young daughter."

So I say swing hard and with your heart Minnesota Twins, and show the baseball fans why you are wearing #34 on your jersey....

Drops mic on the floor and starts screaming "This man wasn't no mother-f$n HERO / I know everything he's got to say against me / I am white, I am a f$n bum / I do live in a trailer with my mom / My boy future is an Uncle Tom / I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob / Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun / I did get jumped by all six of you chumps / And Wink did f** my girl / I'm still standing here screaming "F*#$ the Minnesota Twins"

:icon_cheers: Looking for a ban from a fellow Twins fan to help support Fargostreet...

[Guest]

LMAO, funniest thing you've ever posted Jason

[SmitEvo]

That was good........anyways we shouldnt piss on a dead mans grave. He was a hero on the field and you can't blame a man for going crazy because of a woman. All women make you go crazy:p

[FG2]

I am not pissing on his grave, but I am not idolizing him like most Twins fans do, he was a great baseball player, just far from a HERO.... My hero's are in Iraq.

[SmitEvo]

Agreed, I dont think any sports person should be considered a hero. They are playing a game. Troops on the other hand are real heroes.

[STiSchucky]

Sweep

Choke

Losers

I win.

[PSiedTSi]

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[91nbtsi]

STiSchucky wrote:
Sweep

Choke

Losers

I win.

You lose, you are still gay.

[Sweet-WRX-Lovin]

Twins suck again!!! lmao Sorry forgot to add the (stir, stir, stir....)

[STiSchucky]

91nbtsi wrote:
You lose, you are still gay.
how did i lose? my favorite team won 3 straight games?

gomer.

[citychick]

Fuck you Kirk... your favorite team has an elephant for a mascot!

[STiSchucky]

hes pimp.

better then that gay bear.

btw you said he was cute, on my jersey

[citychick]

He is cute but an elephant is a random animal for a mascot... in ur avator he's wearing sunglasses!!! thats wierd.