douchebag in a yellow lancer
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BTW, is this the lancer in question?
> Parker;299126 wrote:
> blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah German cars are the best thing since sliced bread. -
that would be the POS rice rocket in its entirety.
OH, this kid (in the lancer) is such a fucktard, he bragging about selling drugs in town now for his income. Also he thinks hes hot shit cause hes bangin on chicks that are like 13-14 years old. not a one of them has been worth even a second look from me either, not attractive. He is 18 BTW, i see some SERIOUS jail time in his future..
AND, if you needed any more explanation, hes from Louisiana.
Gary -
thurmanmerman;177682 wrote:
Grip!Cheap bastard can't even afford the BIG bottle of henessy. WTF!
thurmanmerman;177698 wrote:
BTW, is this the lancer in question?The car was originally from jamestown it's previous owner was a decdent guy and took really good care of it, it's not to bad of a car for just a lancer. The previous owner traded up for a silver wrx, so good for him I guess.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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Damn, i have a couple friends in common with him.......im gonna talk to them and see if they know him.
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Fast LS, your douchebaggery is amazing.
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He must have given up. He hasn't posted in a while.
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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ha that lancer used to come to Fergus all the time ricing around. I think he left though cuz we keep on makin fun of him cuz all the slow cars we could fine in town beat him LOL
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thurmanmerman;177647 wrote:
You will never win. Just ask capitilJ. GIVE UP AND LEAVE!
Ummm I'm still here dammit.WOW that was liike a full half an hour of fun filled light reading. I still have a headache from those first few posts. I believe someone like foose did make a fast Lincoln LS, can't find it but I did come up with this http://forums.streetfire.net/showthread.php?t=15555
> Mitch Hedberg wrote:
> I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.ASE certified parts specialist.
2004 Impala LS 3.8 -
Afsil80;178447 wrote:
Yellow Lancer guy just sent me a myspace friend request...Not sure to accept or decline...humor could be in the future.
Do IT!!!!!!! :icon_thumright:
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
haha I know the kid who used to own that car, his name is Rob....he was actually not a fag about driving it he just liked the way it looked.....and he would've done an evo swap had he kept it....but last I knew it never had a cam...but I must say when I worked at the truckstop back in Jamestown I mounted the tires on those rims :D.....but the guy that owns it now does sound like a total dousche....never go to Jamestown btw there's plenty of them
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There's plenty of dousches in any town you can go to, I've been living in Jamestown for over a year and hanging out here for probably 5 or more years before that, not every one is dousche bag, but I will say there is a fair share of them. The majority are highschoolers or part of the "truck" crowd. We gave some guys passing back through from motor magic(I'm guessing) a hard time, they gave us some shit back, hope nobody took it personal, a few of the guys (one in particular) was a lot more vocal than the others. Being from jamestown I'm sure you know who I'm talking about.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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idk i was driving my spotty primer truck last year after i got my motor in it now its in my garage off the frame.... and you've probably seen me driving my red honda hatch around sometimes with my cowboy hat on haha
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we were at the mcdonalds in wahpeton last night and that kid in the yellow lancer pulled up. My room-mate drives a yellow evo8. Anyways, he pulls up next to the evo and hits his rev limiter for about 5-6 seconds,, then dumps the clutch, takes off and goes around the block. Cmon now asshead, who's gonna win? seriously....
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hmmph....boy that's a hard one, idk let me get back to you on that....be a close race that's all i know
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god i hope you know im kidding....i'm not THAT retarded obviously the evo8 is going to lose...har har....kidding once again
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Wow.... What a walk down memory lane. Time to start whoring the threads again.
Good to be back
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