my guard duck

[bubba]

When u least expect it, i'm eating him...

[SPANISH-RICE]

damn it bubba i will drop kick you in the throat repeatedly until you die if you keep eyeballin my duck all wrong

[JohnW]

thats a nice looking duck.

[ichibankilla]

List of things you would least expect.

1) Attack Duck

2) The Spanish Inquisition

Here's where you can buy the actual sign.
Attack Duck sign

[juan]

dude thats freakin awsome. i will never think about stealin your shit again. i dont think i could handle a fierce duck like that

[SPANISH-RICE]

juan;216938 wrote:
i will never think about stealin your shit <u>again.</u>

woa looks like Barret my attack duck is gonna be making a visit to you soon.

[ichibankilla]

I was bored so I made this.

[fromtheashes]

Wow thats about all I can say about this, That duck has got to the most reliable security system ever. That duck is going to do work

[99civic]

wow that is pimp i want an attack duck. that lowrider pics is funny as hell lol!!!

[no_slow_clap]

ima steal your duck when i move. thats like the 3rd most retarted thing i have ever seen....next to the black kid that hadcuffed himself to a chair at meritcare yesterday, and urabus.

[JN210]

thats awesome.....We raised attack pheasants if the turtle doesn't help...

[StangerBanger96]

King Ricer;216899 wrote:
where the fuck you get it at? i may want one!

$4 at Tractor Supply Co. If they have any left...

~$35 for supplies to keep it alive.

[gsrEK]

no_slow_clap;216976 wrote:
ima steal your duck when i move. thats like the 3rd most retarted thing i have ever seen....next to the black kid that hadcuffed himself to a chair at meritcare yesterday, and urabus.

haha urabus

ur duck is pimp! the face expression on matt when he got home was priceless tho!!

[bubba]

gsrEK;216983 wrote:
the face expression on matt when he got home was priceless tho!!

I woulda like to see that...

[GarageAlchemist]

so when does it start taking Kung Fu lessons?

[bubba]

http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/duck

[legacy-user-532]

haha awesome idea. What are the laws in moorhead in accordance with ducks? Wasnt there a big deal last summer in downer or barnesville about a lady with ducks? Better be careful, your enemies may report you and you could end up in a big standoff when the cops try to confiscate it. And by the looks of that duck, he has a "take no prisoners" attitude. haha

[Turbo5Oh]

i wanted a pet duck for a while now but i could never figure out what i would do with it in the winter. they shit more then monkies and they cant get very cold

[inspector01]

Turbo5Oh;217059 wrote:
i could never figure out what i would do with it in the winter.

Eat it obviously

[SPANISH-RICE]

Briggs&Stratton;217026 wrote:
And by the looks of that duck, he has a "take no prisoners" attitude. haha

its very true, hes basically all business. and yeha he doesnt like being cold but he just huddles next to the heating lamp and chills. prolly the best pet ever.

and bubba, come see my duck. once you see his badassedness/cuteness you will never be able to eat him