Hot & Tempting
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Sam=ugly fat ogre with yellow teeth, hair in places it shouldn't be, down syndrome eyes, I can actually smell her junk/asshole combo over the internet and it's starting to ruin my appetite...overall on a 1-10 scale I'd give her a 2...wouldn't fuck her, don't ever want to see her naked, wouldn't even let my buddies fuck her on their drunkest nights.
Nikki=prettiest girl in the trailer park, no ass, cellulite thighs, wicked awesome stretch marks, not as fat as the ogre, but still a bigger girl, saggy "i've had 13 children" tits...overall on a 1-10 scale I'd give her a 3.5...wouldn't fuck her, if I was at a shithole strip club over the wednesday lunch rush she'd probably be something acceptable to look at while she shakes her jiggly ass/thighs to some shitty 80's rock, I'd probably let one of my drunk buddies fuck her but I'd make sure to get a picture of her so they would know who made their dick burn when they pee.
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asshole, youre going to ruin business!
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darkelvis;303228 wrote:
Sam=ugly fat ogre with yellow teeth, hair in places it shouldn't be, down syndrome eyes, I can actually smell her junk/asshole combo over the internet and it's starting to ruin my appetite...overall on a 1-10 scale I'd give her a 2...wouldn't fuck her, don't ever want to see her naked, wouldn't even let my buddies fuck her on their drunkest nights.Nikki=prettiest girl in the trailer park, no ass, cellulite thighs, wicked awesome stretch marks, not as fat as the ogre, but still a bigger girl, saggy "i've had 13 children" tits...overall on a 1-10 scale I'd give her a 3.5...wouldn't fuck her, if I was at a shithole strip club over the wednesday lunch rush she'd probably be something acceptable to look at while she shakes her jiggly ass/thighs to some shitty 80's rock, I'd probably let one of my drunk buddies fuck her but I'd make sure to get a picture of her so they would know who made their dick burn when they pee.
LMFAO
i seriously started to tear up after reading this and my abs hurt real bad loland honestly i agree with you 100%
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I just threw up in my mouth...
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So who is the second party in the sex shows?
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
Just a couple words of advice:
- Clean up your fucking house before you take pics for a website
- Don't use a cell phone to take said pictures
- Man up and pay for a REAL web service, not some crappy free account...at least register a Domain Name and find someone to host it
- Get a good photographer to take the pics.
- Get someone good at photoshop to edit the pics.
- I agree with darkelvis
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wa2fastcamaro;303204 wrote:
I can't quit laughing about this, have had to show it to everyone I know. did a little craigslist searching and found Nikki is really amanda and she is selling baby stuff on craigslist.Ya im bored, dont feel like working today
LOL, i called on his wagovan one time... the whole time i was on the phone with him is was bitching at Amanda or "nikki", so white trash...
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Looks like "nikki" has a rash on the inside of her legs.......WTF!
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
discount?
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
trade some good dick sucking and a house cleaning for a beater car?
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I wonder if he works out of his garage like the Paradise douche bags did or should I say probably still do.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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