For those that wanted their vote back

[Jim]

I win. I bought Jay-Z shoes.

[Jim]

chucky and brian
have been lying
about thier secret affair at thier downtown lair
where they bring all the little lad
and show thier bad bad toys
to all the little boys

wrx ? please
horizontially opposed? fuckin retarded are those.
tjamz wife cried out chucky chucky please let me get lucky
when i asked if she loved you, it came out quite hollow
probably becuase i just learned, that she swallowed

S-M-I Double T Y, we all know he ain't so phly
Ladies, In his mercedes, he thinks he'll get four
but all you'll end up is sore
from the ghonnerra you caught
Brian, your rhymes are like diarrea
Stop trying becuase you are the weakest link
you call me a chink, but atleast i can solve the problem that
Me minus you equals the way it should be
must be my asian blood, you know im too thug
and all i gotta do is give your lohan look alike a hug
she'll be mine for all of time

make fun of me and call me bruce lee
but you'll be cryin when you see me n jet li
poundin your white chicks like muhammad ali
i like to inspire you white men with a bit of desire
for the game i spit, shit man i'm on fire

[aliengotpsi]

Jims Got Game!!!

[Guest]

jims shits lame...
he got no game
just like kevin
their all the same
no dick
no pussy
you feel what im sayin?

[SmitEvo]

man your on fire
sorry to drop the bomb on you yo
you nothing but a wannabe ho
you think you pimp the girls
but lefty and righty are your only thrills

you think your the king of the hill
lets go meet out at the mill
jet li yo, hes tough,
but your still a lil asian
who has no persuasion

get in the ring
we will see who can sing
i will let you even bring your posse
shit, your to slow
punching like an old bill cosby

think your man enough huh
first you need a dick
not the strap on you used on your chick
you stupid ten dollar prick

[SmitEvo]

Chuck were you at, this is the championship, this is why we are in the business.........

[Joel]

Don't make me wax you 3 like SLD waxed my car
My rhymes flow like hendrix on guitar
Imma beat you with a ripped off limb
shit you both pussy's, only a 40 trim?
I know the probe was slow, Im not gonna lie
but i dont dont talk my shit up, thinkin im fly
this aint just any little rapping querk
Ill slap you like I slap the butt of the mother of Kirk
Chuck, seriously when you gonna buy your ride?
Fastest Leased WRX, do you feel some kinda pride?
Traffic Jamz? what is that some kind of jelly?
I'm fat but i still think you got a belly!
I'm done with you ridiculous 14 second fools
Cuz we all know that the wannabe rules!

[all_glow_no_go]

I vote for wannabe, he atleast had some creativity.

[Guest]

damn two against one
whats the occassion
I'll serve them up as white bread
with just a touch of Gaysian

But really whats the point
they don't know when to quit
I pissed them off with my rhymes
and all they do is talk shit

The recount is in boys
No need to re-campaign
You'll be off arguing
while I'm sipping Champaigne

At my victory party
but you're all invited
so admit your loss
and don't get excited

you'll never beat me
not physically or mentally
I could battle you while fucked up
on Xstacy and Henessy

As for Wannabe
what an appropriate name
retire now son
I'm ahead of your game

And always will be
for a number of years
I got your number baby
I know all your fears

Any idiot can sit here
making shit rhyme
It takes SKILL to
spit it on time

So bring em on
two crackers and an asian
cuz you all just got worked
by an elderly caucasian

[LT1]

haha go tjamz, servin it

[24valvenotak]

damn two against one
whats the occassion
I'll serve them up as white bread
with just a touch of Gaysian

---

So bring em on
two crackers and an asian
cuz you all just got worked
by an elderly caucasian

that was the funniest thing I have heard all day

[STiSchucky]

I know the probe was slow, Im not gonna lie
but i dont dont talk my shit up, thinkin im fly

so you dont talk ur shit up...

yet you dont pay up?

[Joel]

Chuck, us big guys we gotta stick together
against the hotel workers, ps, I think my pillow needs a feather
Ill slay all three of you 3 in any type of weather
Sorry Bryan your just some random DSMer
I love to spit flow likeI love cookies and milk
You guys have leather seats, My shits all silk
Bryan, where is your reply to my first rhyme
Your weak shits about as sweet as a lime.
Jim, your car is one hundred percent ebay
Your girls legs open wide as the St lawrence sea way
Shit man, I dont wanna win I'm outtie
thell these people something they dont know about me

[SmitEvo]

why you need a hotel room yo
your still a virgin bro
freshman wont even blow
you got no game

all you got is the bank
that is the only way you spank
oh sasha why cant i lick on your clit
she says "because your sucking on chucks dick"

I am weak and slow
your car hasnt even hit 20 seconds bro
have you seen a camel toe?
shit i;ve got too much flow

I will lay you to rest
grab your car now
lets put it to the test
and see who is really the best.........

[Guest]

92BlackTT wrote:
damn two against one
whats the occassion
I'll serve them up as white bread
with just a touch of Gaysian

---

So bring em on
two crackers and an asian
cuz you all just got worked
by an elderly caucasian

that was the funniest thing I have heard all day

glad to be of service

[Guest]

Speaking of hotels
can I get a good rate?
when your girl calls me up
after your date.

And don't worry
I'll keep it discrete
Only ones who will know
are those changing the sheet

And the people in the next room..
the ones next door
might hear the screamin'
while I'm bangin your whore

I might just stay on her
til the springs are all broke
don't worry, I'll do her so good
the neighbor will need a smoke

I can go on and on
so swing on my nuts
as I talk about the way
I have fun with your sluts.

[24valvenotak]

lmfao ^^I want my vote back...again

[SmitEvo]

I concede for the night.............

[Jim]

yo tjamz
why do you need a good rate
when all do is masterbate
do left and righty require pay
last time i checked it was free
oh wait, chucky's dicky to small for the wife to see?

call me gaysian but you know theres an invasion
and it aint of caucasins, they've got no persausion
i stomp out all your speculation
cuase i must be wonderboy cuase my shit is amazin
your girlfriends and wifes crave this asian
cuase i'm one big fuckin sensation

hey wannabe, ring ring
who that be? oh wait your a work fool
your just a big fat tool
the ground shakes when you walk by
shit i bet you could make an elephant fly
the vigor? shit its as ugly as igor
dont make me pull this triggar

[Guest]

An invasion of asians
you're testing my patience
But you're right I feel a sensation
in my stomache, feels like defication

And what is it with you
and the size of my cock
I know the ladies love it
But is that where the asians will flock

You need to get out more
you need to quit driving the prism
I'm surprised you can get out
figured you're covered in Jism

As you fantasize about the times you'll run
When your DSM known as a Spyder
Lines up next to me at the track
I'll wave good-bye as I pull up beside her

You guys are the same
your lyrics are lame
but give me a mic
head-to-head and I'm game

So I'm calling you out
A battle when we meet
face to face at the bbq
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