For those that wanted their vote back

[SmitEvo]

why you need a hotel room yo
your still a virgin bro
freshman wont even blow
you got no game

all you got is the bank
that is the only way you spank
oh sasha why cant i lick on your clit
she says "because your sucking on chucks dick"

I am weak and slow
your car hasnt even hit 20 seconds bro
have you seen a camel toe?
shit i;ve got too much flow

I will lay you to rest
grab your car now
lets put it to the test
and see who is really the best.........

[Guest]

92BlackTT wrote:
damn two against one
whats the occassion
I'll serve them up as white bread
with just a touch of Gaysian

---

So bring em on
two crackers and an asian
cuz you all just got worked
by an elderly caucasian

that was the funniest thing I have heard all day

glad to be of service

[Guest]

Speaking of hotels
can I get a good rate?
when your girl calls me up
after your date.

And don't worry
I'll keep it discrete
Only ones who will know
are those changing the sheet

And the people in the next room..
the ones next door
might hear the screamin'
while I'm bangin your whore

I might just stay on her
til the springs are all broke
don't worry, I'll do her so good
the neighbor will need a smoke

I can go on and on
so swing on my nuts
as I talk about the way
I have fun with your sluts.

[24valvenotak]

lmfao ^^I want my vote back...again

[SmitEvo]

I concede for the night.............

[Jim]

yo tjamz
why do you need a good rate
when all do is masterbate
do left and righty require pay
last time i checked it was free
oh wait, chucky's dicky to small for the wife to see?

call me gaysian but you know theres an invasion
and it aint of caucasins, they've got no persausion
i stomp out all your speculation
cuase i must be wonderboy cuase my shit is amazin
your girlfriends and wifes crave this asian
cuase i'm one big fuckin sensation

hey wannabe, ring ring
who that be? oh wait your a work fool
your just a big fat tool
the ground shakes when you walk by
shit i bet you could make an elephant fly
the vigor? shit its as ugly as igor
dont make me pull this triggar

[Guest]

An invasion of asians
you're testing my patience
But you're right I feel a sensation
in my stomache, feels like defication

And what is it with you
and the size of my cock
I know the ladies love it
But is that where the asians will flock

You need to get out more
you need to quit driving the prism
I'm surprised you can get out
figured you're covered in Jism

As you fantasize about the times you'll run
When your DSM known as a Spyder
Lines up next to me at the track
I'll wave good-bye as I pull up beside her

You guys are the same
your lyrics are lame
but give me a mic
head-to-head and I'm game

So I'm calling you out
A battle when we meet
face to face at the bbq
sponsored by fargostreet

[STiSchucky]

the triggar to your supersoarker ?

[Legacy99]

tjamz with the facial!

[LT1]

ouch, tjamz still layin the smackdown

[Jim]

Chuck VS Me:

tjamz0061: out of your mouth, you better head south
tjamz0061: cuz I'm comin' for you
tjamz0061: and you know that its true
tjamz0061: I don't care how many there are
tjamz0061: I fuck w/ you all, then take your car
tjamz0061: I can spit it real fast
tjamz0061: as fast as I type
tjamz0061: I'm for real dog
tjamz0061: not just the hype
jameswross2004: you can spit real fast but you also cum fast dont try to knock me down becuase your just a clown
jameswross2004: i hit a night on the town, and i make all your chicks go down
jameswross2004: your not just hype? all you can do is type
jameswross2004: your to hairy for me to get scary
tjamz0061: calling me a needle dick, thats normally obscene, but I move my ass like a sewing machine
tjamz0061: so the ladies don't mind the size of my cock, I feed it to them as many times as I want to get my rock
jameswross2004: obscene you've got to be kidding, you've got too keep dreamin, cuase i've stopped believin
tjamz0061: off, I can go for hours, had your girly 5 times, just in the shower
jameswross2004: you had her 5 times, to bad your rhymes are so gay, just like the man you got to lay
jameswross2004: your just dirt on my shoulder, man can your shit get any colder
tjamz0061: dirt on your shoulder? Stealing the rhymes. That shits been played, get withthe times
jameswross2004: i chew you up and spit you out, faster then you can think about how many times your wife got boned
jameswross2004: well no matter, becuase you just got owned
tjamz0061: and say something new that hasn't been said, you sound like your friend, little white bread
jameswross2004: by the asian mc, no and it aint bruce lee
jameswross2004: i know martial arts and i've got the farts, and you better stop cryin like you just ate a bunch of tarts
jameswross2004: lard ass, go catch some bass, hick
tjamz0061: You wouldn't know what to do, with a woman like mine. Though she does like rice to go with her wine.
jameswross2004: i like to see your dick, let me get my microscope
jameswross2004: wine? she sure aint very fine
jameswross2004: she only wishes she could be one of mine
jameswross2004: if i were kind enough, i'd stuff her full, but instead, id rather smoke a bowl
jameswross2004: maybe if im high i can take the paper bag off, and not cough at the ugly ass sight of her face
tjamz0061: I guess if you want to make her your trick, you could try but she not into a 5'6 prick
jameswross2004: shit man, i betteer get the mace cuase thats one ugly man you have there
jameswross2004: its a she? i thought i was a bear
jameswross2004: a 5'6 prick, with a giant dick, she must be happy not gettin any from your flappy dick
jameswross2004: i thought you were a rap star, why do you drive a fuckin family car
tjamz0061: thought you were a bear? Is that a gay reference there? I thought there was something, about your obsession with hair
jameswross2004: hair? you have none there, and im only bein fair becuase honestly i dont really care
tjamz0061: heh, ok, i'm out til we meet again, learn some new rhymes, my yellow skinned friend
jameswross2004: a gay reference nah man, but they better give you a severence becuase you just got early retirment
jameswross2004: haha ok later chuck
jameswross2004: good luck, you dirty fuck
tjamz0061: hehe
tjamz0061: later

[Guest]

I'm out for the night...nyquill is kicking in hard core now

[ladycougar]

you all think youre such incredible pimps.
truth be told, youre a bunch of wimps.
you all talk about how your cars are so fast,
too bad most of the time they won't even burn gas.
It stinks that your cars are such pieces of junk.
I'd even question the success of the trunk.

So apparently you've all got such game,
but wait..... doesn't that require a brain?
It's not so successful to think with your nuts.
you guys can't even get with the sluts!
planning on taking those bitches to bed?
too bad you all can't even get head.

Sometimes, you get tired of using your hands,
so you have to come up with alternative plans.
with the lack of girls, you're stuck in a rut,
so what do you do? each other in the butt!

Alright, i guess thats enough for now.
Fuckin right douchebags, get on your knees and bow!

[Jim]

I eat rice, so let me put nutz in a vice fool
Man I just took all your white asses to School
I dont like to hate, but there is no debate
I've made up mind and i'll leave all you fuckers behind
it aint very kind, you make fun of my eyes
but wait till 2 billion of us kill all y'all
it wont even be a crime

i'm blowin up, you better get your tow truck
cuase me and johnny tran have some beef with you
and shits about to hit the fan
too soon junior, fuckin white boy
your ass got left behind JDM style
this aint no fuckin time trial

next up is kevin, thinks he's so bomb but really he's not too long
now kevin man, i'm gonna send you straight to heaven,
you dont stand a chance, dont even take a glance
you think you can dance but you'll get your ass knocked over
just like you got hit by a lance

you try to get so many chicks
but all you end up with is porno flix
cuase your dix aint big enough to stuff in the dirty whores you pickup
you try and get them to lick up, but they deny you
you take them to bed, but shit you always end up with face being red
cause your embarrased that you cant get it done

your dick burns when it pees
cuase you dont wear anything under your lees
oh shit ! i forogt you dont even have any keys
red ricer huh? red tricycle more like it
fool you try to keep it cool peddlin your shit down the street,
just stop now you've got no beat, keep eatin your to skinny

and what about your hair? shit is it even there?
your chicks dont have pubic hair
and its not cuase they shave, its cuase they wave
to thier mommies from thier car seats

[STiSchucky]

ladycougar wrote:
you all think youre such incredible pimps.
truth be told, youre a bunch of wimps.
you all talk about how your cars are so fast,
too bad most of the time they won't even burn gas.1
It stinks that your cars are such pieces of junk.
I'd even question the success of the trunk.

So apparently you've all got such game,
but wait..... doesn't that require a brain?2
It's not so successful to think with your nuts.
you guys can't even get with the sluts!
planning on taking those bitches to bed?
too bad you all can't even get head.

Sometimes, you get tired of using your hands,
so you have to come up with alternative plans.3
with the lack of girls, you're stuck in a rut,
so what do you do? each other in the butt!

Alright, i guess thats enough for now.
Fuckin right douchebags, get on your knees and bow!
Youre really good.

[SmitEvo]

I think lady cougar owned you jim..........

[Guest]

Oh look at the fancy words from little Jimmay
I'll use word you understand TIMMAY! JIMMAY JIMMAY TIMMAY TIMMAY!

That maybe over your head
though it doesn't seem hard
Timmy's a cripple
but your just a 'tard

Two days ago
some friends of mine
asked me to get
into a battle rhyme

So I said the rhyme
I'm about to say
the was different
and it went this way

The both wanted to try
and be an emcee
But everyone here was
amazed at me

so I brandished a weapon
yo' a battle axe
Took one swipe
and never looked back

Then I cut these suckas
down to the bone
and now you've got me
rappin' on the microphone

I giving autographs, bringing tears and laughs
champaigne, caviar and bubble baths

You see thats the life
that I lead
the other two losers they
just can't see

So bring your lyrics to mat
I'll give ya a heart attack
cuz there's nothing in this world
that I'll ever ever lack

So if you wanna chill out and party
in the DJ stands
I'll make the suckas wanna leave
and the girlies wanna dance

Cuz I'll fly like a dove
pick ya up from up above
while I'm rocking on the mic
thats the shit I really love.

See I'm an emcee
with a quest for knowledge
after 12th grade
I went straight to college

I like excess
I live to please
And I'll rip you up
wholeheartedly

I dress to kill
and I love new styles
cuz I'm a Cracker
who is quite versatile.

[weshole]

ladycougar wrote:
you all think youre such incredible pimps.
truth be told, youre a bunch of wimps.
you all talk about how your cars are so fast,
too bad most of the time they won't even burn gas.
It stinks that your cars are such pieces of junk.
I'd even question the success of the trunk.

So apparently you've all got such game,
but wait..... doesn't that require a brain?
It's not so successful to think with your nuts.
you guys can't even get with the sluts!
planning on taking those bitches to bed?
too bad you all can't even get head.

Sometimes, you get tired of using your hands,
so you have to come up with alternative plans.
with the lack of girls, you're stuck in a rut,
so what do you do? each other in the butt!

Alright, i guess thats enough for now.
Fuckin right douchebags, get on your knees and bow!

OMFG! That was total ownage. I'm impressed.

[STiSchucky]

Correction, chuck. youre rockin a keyboard, not a mic. Id like to see you spit one of these out in real life, then id be impressed.

[Guest]

I'd be willing to battle in real life....I called both of them out in one of my rhymes to do this for real at the fargostreet bbq.