big freaking pig
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THOMAS
Could I have your attention please?
Tomorrow, my son is gonna get married
to a beautiful lady. I'm very happy
for them both. Ooh there I go! I told
myself I wasn't gonna cry, now.CHEF It's okay, pop. NELLIE Thomas, you're gonna get me going now. THOMAS Oh, I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man. He came running up to me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he said, "Poppa, poppa!" I said "What do you need, Chef, my boy?", and he said, "...I need about tree-fitty." NELLIE ...Tree-fitty. THOMAS Well, it was about that time I got suspicious. I said, "Chef, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Goo-Goo the dinosaur wants it." I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was the Loch Ness monster! NELLIE Oh, it was scary! THOMAS I said, "Dammit monster! You stop bugging my children now! We work for our money in this house and we don't give money away!" -
...And then these aliens had me up on
their ship, right? They was probing
me and all that.NELLIE We had taco salad that night. THOMAS Don't matter what we had for dinner woman! Now this alien had a big head and big black eyes, and it was all bent over me. I said, "What do you want from me, alien?!" and do you know what he said? NELLIE Tree-fitty. THOMAS Uh. Let me tell the damn story now! He said, "tree-fitty." And so I realized I that it wasn't no alien, it was that God-damned Loch Ness monster again, trying to trick me into giving him tree-fitty by dressing up like an alien. Don't that just beat all?! NELLIE I had just given him tree-fitty the week before. THOMAS What?! You gave that monster another damn tree-fitty?! NELLIE He tricked me. THOMAS Well no wonder the damn monster keeps coming back to our house! You keep giving it tree-fitty! -
sorry for whoring this, but you started it shell...
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I'll stop whoring for tree-fitty
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hmmmm....turns out it wasn't really "wild" afterall......
http://www.startribune.com/531/story/1220493.html -
but it was big
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that sucks you beat me to it...
here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
PVC SQUAD MEMBER #2- 95 CIVIC EX- DD 320whp on a mustang dyno
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