Parents saying ricer things

[torbs]

Prolly a horrible idea for a thread, but what the hell. Post ricer things you've heard your parents say...

Mom: "I need a 3 car garage for my Del Sol, Fit, and winter vehicle."

Mom: "$800!? You can buy a good used Honda for that!"

[civtegra]

MOM: Do you have to turn your hat sideways to start it?

Step Dad: We can tape your eyes back so youll fit the car!

[Bryce]

Mom: Torbs go make a thread about it.
Torbs: Ok.

[StangerBanger96]

I've trained my mom to call any honda with a 3"+ exhaust tip a Kurd Pipe.

[No_Boundaries45]

quite possibly some of the funniest stuff iv seen on this site...FTW!

[Sheeran]

my mom always comments on crappy body kit jobs....look at that honda it looks like a peice of junk.