you might be a ricer..........
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Top 16 Things Bill Gates would change about the Automotive Industry
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon".
In response to Bill Gate's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
- For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. For some reason you would simply accept this.
- Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.
- Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
- Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
- The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
- The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
- Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
- Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
- You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
- New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
- We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
- The U.S. government would get subsidies from an automaker - a first.
- You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
- You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car 95 or CarNT - but then you would have to buy more seats.
- People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years.
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You might be a ricer if ...
your "Type R" Integra is a four-door
your rims cost twice the blue book value of your car
you own a NISMO Cavalier
your mom's car could beat yours
you bought plug wires to try to beat your mom's carAND most especially...
You own a supercharged S2000 and never ever drive or race it anywhere
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adog wrote:
You own a supercharged S2000 and never ever drive or race it anywhereROFLMMFAO!!!!
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adog wrote:
You might be a ricer if ...your "Type R" Integra is a four-door
your rims cost twice the blue book value of your car
you own a NISMO Cavalier
your mom's car could beat yours
you bought plug wires to try to beat your mom's carAND most especially...
You own a supercharged S2000 and never ever drive or race it anywhere
OWNED!
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adog wrote:
You might be a ricer if ...You own a supercharged S2000 and never ever drive or race it anywhere
Yup i'm a ricer! Neon lights and everything!
Ok heres one for adog
"you may be a ricer if u have vw style muffler on ur teg!"
Team EMOTION
TSCatalyst.com
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I hope people are just joking about the ricer thing I stay away from the old guys cause of the bull shit if your not an old you’re you shouldn’t be in a car show attitude or the typical chevy guy that says if it’s not a (shity) chevy it’s nothing…. Can’t we all just let people like what they like and not have to pull highschool crap and put others rides down or are we just as bad as a few of the old guys???
P.S. New to fargo street so not sure if your just kidding or not
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well i've meet chuck so i kind of figured he was so figued but wasn't sure about the rest
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99slowGSX wrote:
FORDF**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Flip over read directions
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rockville Dump
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Race Day
Fastest On Road Daily
First On Race Day (proven false)
Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!)
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Found On Road Dead
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
F'in's Owner's Really Dumb
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Freaky Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
Fork Over Repair Dough
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Forward Only, Reverse Defective
Forced On Reluctant Driversyou forgot one....F*cking OverRated Domestic
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is an import powered domestic rice?
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You forgot one.
DSM:
Dime
Store
MechanicsSterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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