Solutions to the car thieving problem
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Here is one way that i can almost GUARANTEE you will get the cops involved. Call or write or email or whatever the police and just plainly state that "Since you seem to not care very much about the recent spike in thefts in the FM area we will be taking matters into our own hands. Anyone caught stealing from us will be shot at/killed on the spot, no questions asked, because we feel personally threatened by it all" Guarantee you they would get a little more involved.
My dads friend called the police once when he broke up an assault and the police said that they were too busy to help with him so he said that he'd just shoot the guy since he was armed and couldn't wait long....a cop showed up 3 minutes later. Give them something to come for and they'll get involved.
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Alright, stangerbanger, though that is an interesting idea, I doubt it is a very good solution. I really think you guys can do something about this. However, as things usually go, left to your own designs a lot of talking will be done and nothing actually achieved.
So, we will simply assemble the FargoStreet Special Ops division right now. The members will be:
wannabe: This person most recently got his car broken into. He is familiar with what was taken, how it was taken, where it was taken, etc. Also, this person has some motivation to catch the thieves.
amichese: This person seems willing to do something about it, and suggested that it be kept on the "downlow". Well, it will be now, and you are involved
97jeep: This person decided to post in this thread. Bringing up the GPS idea on the cell phone was a good idea. Let's see how many more you can come up with
darkelvis: Surprised? This person is a skeptic, and repeatedly posts up why ideas will not work. Good to have one of these types of people in a group, in this case FS Special Ops
MisterCMK: This person will lead the FS Special Ops, because he is somewhat of an outsider, and any group headed by a white guy with a fro is sure to be successful. At least he can be trusted. He will be in charge of assigning work group assignments, and be the final judge on what plan of action to go with, voting with the majority of course, but mediating when no clear path is apparent.
And of course, you guys are welcome to bounce ideas off of me if you wish.
Together, you all will make.....Charlie's Ange....er, Fargo Street Special Ops! Your first meeting will include some preliminary planning, and discuss who to further recruit into FargoStreet Special Ops. Be sure to only recruit trustworthy people, yet at the same time the more you have in numbers, the more effective you will be.
First Meeting: Tenatively, I was thinking Tuesday night at Bdubs? FoMoCoFa already meets there, it would be easy enough. Otherwise if this does not work, another meeting time has to be set by the end of the week. If one of the people I listed wants out, you must talk to me, otherwise I will have you hunted down and sprayed gratuitously with shaving cream.
You all have a start now. Get to work.
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Could try some bear traps. Worked on Tom Goes to the Mayor.
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or we could just kill everyone that walks by our cars and then eventually we'd probably kill the person stealing shit.
EDIT: Sweet WRX that show is awesome haha i have it on my computer.
Put a beartrap here, put a beartrap there, traps can go most anywhere
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lets just get somebody with a big ass redneck truck to drive around potential areas with stealable cars and start running over people who look suspicious.
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d^flex wrote:
lets just get somebody with a big ass redneck truck to drive around potential areas with stealable cars and start running over people who look suspicious.hahaha how many off those are on this forum.
and by the way have alway been wondering what or were b-dubs is
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Well, let me know how it goes tonight, hopefully at least a couple of people show. Whoever does not, I want to never ever hear them bitch about auto theft stuff again, since they were not willing to do anything about it besides bitch about it.
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97jeep wrote:
hahaha how many off those are on this forum.and by the way have alway been wondering what or were b-dubs is
i was being sarcastic. im just sick of everybody bitching about their stuff getting stolen. b-dubs would be buffalo wild wings. there is one on 42 st south and 19th ave north.
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