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i love the chuck norris facts...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Anyone can piss on the bathroom floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling.ahhh so many more...
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HandoEX wrote:
I'll roundhouse kick you to the face Kark.We'll see if that bitch shows up tonight...
Chuck norris doesnt waste his times for little peons like you -
Ya.. I had a debate w/ someone saying Superman could kick Chuck's butt.. man did that thread flame up..
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chuck norris would beat the shit outta lee.
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STiSchucky wrote:
chuck norris would beat the shit outta lee./stir /stir /stir
I'm going to have to disagree with you here. Bruce Lee's fighting style was unique, it combined many aspects of martial arts of different disciplines that it was hard to combat his style, or lack there of. For example, if you know someones fighting style (Judo, Tae Kwon Do, Jujitsu, Ninjitsu, Karate, etc...) you know what type of attack to expect. Lee was the MASTER of incorporating all styles into his own style...an ever changing style. He was not a hands fighter solely, nor was he a legs/feet fighter. He didn't rely on just his knees or elbows. He relied on one weapon more than any other...his brain and his ability to channel his energy. I remember reading about his famous 6" punch, from six inches away, with no wind up, he had enough force to break literally any bone in your body with one hit. I don't ever recall Mr. Norris being able to make such a claim, or anyone else for that matter. Its too bad Bruce Lee died when he did, it would have been interesting to see what he could have done to change the way people pursue martial arts disciplines had he had more time to establish his methods and techniques.
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STiSchucky wrote:
lmao i remember that conan clip mitch..lmao.chuck would roadhouse kick you in the face jason.
I may be wrong but isnt it "ROUNDHOUSE" KICK TO THE FACE and not ROADhouse??
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tjamz wrote:
/stir /stir /stirI'm going to have to disagree with you here. Bruce Lee's fighting style was unique, it combined many aspects of martial arts of different disciplines that it was hard to combat his style, or lack there of. For example, if you know someones fighting style (Judo, Tae Kwon Do, Jujitsu, Ninjitsu, Karate, etc...) you know what type of attack to expect. Lee was the MASTER of incorporating all styles into his own style...an ever changing style. He was not a hands fighter solely, nor was he a legs/feet fighter. He didn't rely on just his knees or elbows. He relied on one weapon more than any other...his brain and his ability to channel his energy. I remember reading about his famous 6" punch, from six inches away, with no wind up, he had enough force to break literally any bone in your body with one hit. I don't ever recall Mr. Norris being able to make such a claim, or anyone else for that matter. Its too bad Bruce Lee died when he did, it would have been interesting to see what he could have done to change the way people pursue martial arts disciplines had he had more time to establish his methods and techniques.
What is funny about the situation is that they use to train together back in the late 60's. They use to have sparring matches, and Bruce would charge Chuck $1k per hour to train him.Really the only reason I respect Chuck is becuase he trained with Bruce Lee.
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Roadhouse is chucks signature kick.
chuck>bruce still.
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LT1 wrote:
^^^ that is true
quoted.LT thinks Chuck>bruce
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