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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
   BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
   HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
   HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM
SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW
   SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US
   JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE
   THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
    KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT
    WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN.
MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....
SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!!

HAHA u big ol pervert.....im gonna have to kick ur ass now....

lol, ya never know...

i must admit, that was pretty funny. mitch is gonna like that one.

guys.....

wow lol

there needs to be a pic w/ a total gym...cmon

will the auto turbo 90 tranny work in a 91 or 92 turbo? i

theoblivious wrote:
talk about upper body strength...damn
thats wat i was thinking...watta stud

it made me chuckle when he asked if she could park on the street

You boys make me chuckle...

happy birthday old man

-mitch

The plane will take off because the wheels are entirely independent from the plane's engines. The engines on the plane create thrust=displacement of air. The engines draw air under the wings more quickly then they pull air over the tops (der thats a given) so if the plane's engines can generate enough lift, even though the wheels are spinning a bajillion miles an hour, it will take off. The plane doesnt have to physcially move to take off, it just has to move enough air under its wings. Think about the reasons cars have diffusers under them. If the car is moving too fast (AIR IS MOVING TOO QUICKLY NOT THE ACTUAL CAR) it will generate lift and lose control.

-mitch

edit/ I just realized that is pretty much what sweetwrxlovin just said

made me chuckle

you do have a clint eastwood vibe.....which pic of me did u use

oh shut up....you guys love eachother more then me and him do

i agree that part sucks..but my fav. is the tabs in the Im's

oh and niomi campbell...however u spell it

92BlackTT wrote:
I did a picture of ashli and it came up with lawrence fishburn... yikes.
well u came up w/ venus williams but i didnt put it up to be nice.....BURN!