Fargostreet.com

No problems. I know nothing about this or any version of vB but are there any darker skins?

It must have been a Taurus they spliced together that I was thinking of. That was ten years ago, though.

http://www.xzibitcentral.com/pimp-my-ride/episode_015-kerrys-ford-escort.php

Wasn't that Escort an auto class project?

Jim;305036 wrote:
I just read it was an april fools joke

I kinda figured that after hearing the "sound effects" bs.

Bob and Tom were, scratch that, is the best.

I caught a slice of the show right around 7:50 and Ginger was, I believe, apologizing for Tank. I could be wrong as I don't know who said what.

treimche;303148 wrote:
I just hope work closes like last year. A couple days off would sure be nice.

I heard a rumor some businesses are closing Wednesday. Or maybe that was schools. I don't remember.

Hey, this is neat stuff.:icon_rabbit:

Trafik Jamz;300952 wrote:
I'm guessing not a hermaphrodite....these pics don't leave too much to the imagination:

:icon_puke_r:

:icon_puke_r:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/02/lady-gagas-penis-stays-hi_n_446377.html

Set the thread down. Back away. Let the thread die.

:icon_geek:

Whoa.

Nice to see you are okay.

:icon_cheers::icon_cheers:Win.

Haywood, whoever you are, if you didn't know already you are famous:

http://tinyurl.com/ybt7bwf

Blu-ray beats upconverting handsdown, no question about it.

I got a nephew that I think a lot of
who works for this oil company,
and about four years ago they moved
him down to South America
and I ain’t seen him since.

But he still thinks about me and ma Crabapple.
Every Christmas he sends us a nice present.
This past Christmas he sent us a live bird,
a green bird about this tall with a
little yellow top notch on his head and
some red on it with a hooked beak
and sent it to us live from South America.

I’ll tell you something, that bird was delicious.

Yes sir.

We had him for Christmas dinner.

We fixed him with dressing and
had some cranberry sauce
and sweet potato stuffing.

Well, after Christmas my nephew called and
wanted to know if we got the bird.

I said; "We got him." and
he asked how we liked him.

I said; "He was delicious." and
he said; "You don’t mean that you ate him!"

I said; "Of course we did."

My nephew got all upset and pitched a fit.
He said; "I paid a fortune for that bird."
He said; "That thing is worth a fortune."
He said; "That bird could speak two different languages."

I said; " Well..., he should have said something."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

He does not have a BEER GUT; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME; he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER; he prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG; he has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He is not QUIET; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

He is not STUPID; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.

He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

He does not CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CARS; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

He is not UNSOPHISTICATED; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

He does not HOG THE BLANKETS; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

He doesn't have a DIRTY MIND; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.

99civic;297417 wrote:
heres the link someone do it up!!!!
http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/be-on-the-show/send-us-your-headlines/

Done.:icon_geek:

This is great. I also stole this for another forum.

Trafik Jamz;297284 wrote:
He was elected president last year.

Omfg...

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6868

Sorry to dig. If there isn't one in Fargo, does anybody know of any else in the surrounding area (~100 miles)?

An old Pilot sat down at the Mug and Bean and ordered a cup of coffee. (Wearing his wings badge on his shirt)
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'