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i thinnk he was waiting for porn.... but maybe my german is a little rusty

**<u>A Young Couple Caught Short In The Cinema </u> **
There's a young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a piss, can I squeeze past you?"
"Why don't you squat down on the floor and do it" says the boyfriend. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you."
"OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a grab.
He feels something long and hard and says, "Urgh! Have you changed your sex?"
"No" she says "I've changed my mind... I'm having a shit instead."

whats goin on. give me a call or something. later

Hey Eddie doesn't this truck also have a new/newer tranny too? I thought I remember you saying it had a new tranny?

Edit: This is SpoolinU on Trevors account

Eddie is a raging homo..... hes so limp wristed the airbrushing comes natural..... jk im gonna be down in fargo soon hopefully for the weekend... maybe we can hang out and go skating if your not busy with the shop

im new..... ill remeber for next time

yup.... me too

www.andiroo.com/videos/andiroo.com%20-%20Ferrari%20accident.mpgome funny shit

i wonder if he got those sweet moves from j kwans dance videos..... HAHAHAHAHA

either you buy it or dont... i just wanna see if i can get rid of it.... if u dont oh well...

the tail gate was for jermy workman i think.... and et creations hasnt painted a single car, truck , or suv yet..... mostly of the wall objecs like golf clubs motorcycles ... they are goin to a show next weekend i think eddie was tellin me . They plan to enter the show with a fridge, washer and dryer, golf clubs, and other objects to prove you really can be creative on just about any canvas.

whats the goffy shit

the solo x was a twelve and hit 153.4 but it is hooked up to a kx2500.1, a 15 could handle two of those if it was a solo x from kicker

asking 8500 and ill get the vin up if you really want me too

im selling my truck and will take trade if reaonable offer. truck has 107000 on it but the motor and tranny have both been replaced the motor at 60000 and trans at 53000.... it needs a good buff job and the tailgate is dented. the motor is a 454 big block and just had a tune up less then a 1000 miles ago i am removing the stereo and head unit. The doors, floor, and rear wall are dynomated. I wanted i will leave the 220 amp alternator in it

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2>Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his grandmother in the face for telling him there is no Santa Claus.

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His right testicle remains the Duke of The Thirteenth Republic of South Greenwich.

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18>Whenever Chuck Norris has an orgasm, a building explodes.

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school dont get you everywhere and anywhere.... i get 70,000+ and then in a cople of months i have 12.5 percent profit sharing.... hows that for spend money to make money no no school after highschool graduation

if you were to blow a window out .... it would have to be because of a flaw in the glass,the sealant, and having the subs aimed directly at the window making the bass reflection come off the glass....

et creations is my cousin eddies shop... he painted the cavi on odens page and numerous other vehicles.... hes in charge of paint most of the time if its not just one color i think... but hes done some sick rides and has painted my older brothers race cars and they turned out awsome....