my guard duck

[SPANISH-RICE]

well due to my break in history and my recent bad luck with a break ins i decided to invest in a new secuirty system. its state of the art and come with all the bells and whistles.

hes basically the shit and if you break in to any of my crap he will kill you

[amicheze]

Damn that's cute as hell. I can loan you my guard turtle if you need extra backup.

[StangerBanger96]

Hell Yeah!

Here he is in your hands from yesterday when you got him Brandon

[inspector01]

Well now everyone will know that you have one and he won't get to catch and attack anyone.

[SPANISH-RICE]

inspector01;216882 wrote:
Well now everyone will know that you have one and he won't get to catch and attack anyone.

hes sneaky as shit

[King Ricer]

where the fuck you get it at? i may want one!

[bubba]

When u least expect it, i'm eating him...

[SPANISH-RICE]

damn it bubba i will drop kick you in the throat repeatedly until you die if you keep eyeballin my duck all wrong

[JohnW]

thats a nice looking duck.

[ichibankilla]

List of things you would least expect.

1) Attack Duck

2) The Spanish Inquisition

Here's where you can buy the actual sign.
Attack Duck sign

[juan]

dude thats freakin awsome. i will never think about stealin your shit again. i dont think i could handle a fierce duck like that

[SPANISH-RICE]

juan;216938 wrote:
i will never think about stealin your shit <u>again.</u>

woa looks like Barret my attack duck is gonna be making a visit to you soon.

[ichibankilla]

I was bored so I made this.

[fromtheashes]

Wow thats about all I can say about this, That duck has got to the most reliable security system ever. That duck is going to do work

[99civic]

wow that is pimp i want an attack duck. that lowrider pics is funny as hell lol!!!

[no_slow_clap]

ima steal your duck when i move. thats like the 3rd most retarted thing i have ever seen....next to the black kid that hadcuffed himself to a chair at meritcare yesterday, and urabus.

[JN210]

thats awesome.....We raised attack pheasants if the turtle doesn't help...

[StangerBanger96]

King Ricer;216899 wrote:
where the fuck you get it at? i may want one!

$4 at Tractor Supply Co. If they have any left...

~$35 for supplies to keep it alive.

[gsrEK]

no_slow_clap;216976 wrote:
ima steal your duck when i move. thats like the 3rd most retarted thing i have ever seen....next to the black kid that hadcuffed himself to a chair at meritcare yesterday, and urabus.

haha urabus

ur duck is pimp! the face expression on matt when he got home was priceless tho!!

[bubba]

gsrEK;216983 wrote:
the face expression on matt when he got home was priceless tho!!

I woulda like to see that...