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  • bubbaB Offline
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    bubba
    wrote on last edited by
    #73

    I'd whip shitties on his lawn, and constantly have shady ppl hang out near his house... A Free Candy sign on your house would also be good

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    • DelSlowD Offline
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      #74

      bubba;262607 wrote:
      I'd whip shitties on his lawn, and constantly have shady ppl hang out near his house... A Free Candy sign on your house would also be good

      So put up another free candy sign?

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      • crowmagnumC Offline
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        #75

        that is bull shit, people are stupid, you cant do anything to harm his propery like people are saying, thats just asking for more shit, i didnt read all the replys so idk if anyone said this yet but youve got to pull out all the stops and make him come to your door again but when you answer the door do it completely nude, that will shut him up

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        • 24valvenotak2 Offline
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          24valvenotak
          wrote on last edited by
          #76

          mow your lawn in a klux hood the next time parents are dropping off their kids, or dressed as hitler.

          Getcher green hat, we are goin fishin.

          > 63vette;288530 wrote:
          > I dont know shit about building cars.

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          • DelSlowD Offline
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            DelSlow
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            #77

            Classic Step Brothers moment lol

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            • ruthless351R Offline
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              ruthless351
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              #78

              If in fact you cant park on the other side of the street then who cares what he says to you. It is not a parking lot it is a residential street. Ask the cops what you should do. Just make sure you move it if it cant be there longer than 48hrs.

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              Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
              Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
              Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
              Torque is how far you take the wall with you

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              • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                SPANISH-RICE
                wrote on last edited by
                #79

                crowmagnum;262631 wrote:
                that is bull shit, people are stupid, you cant do anything to harm his propery like people are saying, thats just asking for more shit, i didnt read all the replys so idk if anyone said this yet but youve got to pull out all the stops and make him come to your door again but when you answer the door do it completely nude, that will shut him up

                i dont even answer the door unless im full nude.

                here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                • RexwagonR Offline
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                  #80

                  SPANISH-RICE;262656 wrote:
                  i dont even answer the door unless im full nude.

                  im coming over later then.

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                  • MisterCMKM Offline
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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #81

                    I see the collective intelligence on Fargostreet is up to a 6th grade level today. Way to go guys!

                    FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                    > thrash;315544 wrote:
                    > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                    >
                    > Ford is back :)

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                    • DelSlowD Offline
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                      #82

                      MisterCMK;262703 wrote:
                      I see the collective intelligence on Fargostreet is up to a 6th grade level today. Way to go guys!

                      That there we go back down again. Damn. 😞

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                      • crowmagnumC Offline
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                        crowmagnum
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                        #83

                        SPANISH-RICE;262656 wrote:
                        i dont even answer the door unless im full nude.

                        lol, that's funny Shit

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                        '05 Kenworth W900S
                        '96 Toyota Landcruiser
                        '95 Eagle Talon TSI
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                        • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                          SPANISH-RICE
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #84

                          crowmagnum;262795 wrote:
                          lol, that's funny shit

                          is that why everyone laughs when i answer the door? 😕

                          here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                          • crowmagnumC Offline
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                            crowmagnum
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                            #85

                            SPANISH-RICE;262799 wrote:
                            is that why everyone laughs when i answer the door? 😕

                            no its the way you style your hair

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                            '05 Kenworth W900S
                            '96 Toyota Landcruiser
                            '95 Eagle Talon TSI
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                            • ichibankillaI Offline
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                              ichibankilla
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #86

                              I actually saw this on a house/apartment for rent in Fargo, "Criminals who pay, OK".

                              Just put a "Room For Rent" sign with that on it in the front yard.

                              Of course you'd have to explain if somebody actually wanted to rent a room. 😄

                              Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
                              Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
                              Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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                              • dodee929D Offline
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                                dodee929
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                                #87

                                why would somebody even put that on a sign for neighbors to see it. and is it a room or a whole appartment?

                                Amigos Three

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                                • TakeYourTopOffT Offline
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                                  TakeYourTopOff
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #88

                                  63vette;262466 wrote:
                                  respect....goes a long way these days.

                                  I completely agree!!! with this portion....

                                  if you can't (the way it sounds) park on your side be the bigger person and talk to him about it in a calm non sarcastic manner and park down in front of his neighbors house...

                                  I don't know the whole situation from the start but if he did try to talk to you nicely to start with your just being an ass hole if he just came up to you yelling and not asking from the start he's the ass hole BUT one of you has to be the bigger person here....

                                  prove him to be the ass and be the bigger person if this is the case.

                                  YOU HAVE TO MOVE OR LIVE WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS talk to them nicely....

                                  i have a neighbor that when i first moved in let his dog crap all over without picking it up...

                                  it took 3 times of talking to him but he now keeps his dog off my lawn so it's not full of dog shit he doesn't pick up... i clean up after my dog and it's also trained to go in her potty area (sand to be easly cleaned off)...

                                  it might take a few times but each time just get a little more strongly worded until they get the idea...

                                  he's been a good neighbor ever since!!!

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                                  • ruthless351R Offline
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                                    ruthless351
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                                    #89

                                    TakeYourTopOff;262895 wrote:
                                    question have why don't you park in front of your house?

                                    Plz reread post #61

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                                    Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
                                    Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
                                    Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
                                    Torque is how far you take the wall with you

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                                    • DelSlowD Offline
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                                      DelSlow
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #90

                                      TakeYourTopOff;262895 wrote:
                                      I don't know the whole situation from the start but if he did try to talk to you nicely to start with your just being an ass hole if he just came up to you yelling and not asking from the start he's the ass hole BUT one of you has to be the bigger person here....

                                      Oh my God face palm, how many times do I have to say it? He has been nothing but an asshole to me about it. Never once has he come up to me and asked "Hey can you not park in front of my house (because i think i own it)" He started out with notes out our (not only mine, but my other neighbors) cars saying "don't fucking park here." Then moved on to ATTEMPTING TO HAVE MY CAR TOWED, then moved on to coming onto MY property and yelling at me.

                                      So far I think iv been the bigger person seeming as how I have done nothing wrong...at all.

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                                        #91

                                        i love it when people just jump in a thread and don't read before they post

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                                        12v dodge, twins

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                                        • DelSlowD Offline
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                                          #92

                                          zbrown;262932 wrote:
                                          i love it when people just jump in a thread and don't read before they post

                                          Tell me about it.....

                                          PS Good COD4 session last night, lets do it again.

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