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  • crowmagnumC Offline
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    crowmagnum
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    #85

    SPANISH-RICE;262799 wrote:
    is that why everyone laughs when i answer the door? 😕

    no its the way you style your hair

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    • ichibankillaI Offline
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      #86

      I actually saw this on a house/apartment for rent in Fargo, "Criminals who pay, OK".

      Just put a "Room For Rent" sign with that on it in the front yard.

      Of course you'd have to explain if somebody actually wanted to rent a room. 😄

      Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
      Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
      Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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      • dodee929D Offline
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        dodee929
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        #87

        why would somebody even put that on a sign for neighbors to see it. and is it a room or a whole appartment?

        Amigos Three

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        • TakeYourTopOffT Offline
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          TakeYourTopOff
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          #88

          63vette;262466 wrote:
          respect....goes a long way these days.

          I completely agree!!! with this portion....

          if you can't (the way it sounds) park on your side be the bigger person and talk to him about it in a calm non sarcastic manner and park down in front of his neighbors house...

          I don't know the whole situation from the start but if he did try to talk to you nicely to start with your just being an ass hole if he just came up to you yelling and not asking from the start he's the ass hole BUT one of you has to be the bigger person here....

          prove him to be the ass and be the bigger person if this is the case.

          YOU HAVE TO MOVE OR LIVE WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS talk to them nicely....

          i have a neighbor that when i first moved in let his dog crap all over without picking it up...

          it took 3 times of talking to him but he now keeps his dog off my lawn so it's not full of dog shit he doesn't pick up... i clean up after my dog and it's also trained to go in her potty area (sand to be easly cleaned off)...

          it might take a few times but each time just get a little more strongly worded until they get the idea...

          he's been a good neighbor ever since!!!

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          • ruthless351R Offline
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            #89

            TakeYourTopOff;262895 wrote:
            question have why don't you park in front of your house?

            Plz reread post #61

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            Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
            Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
            Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
            Torque is how far you take the wall with you

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            • DelSlowD Offline
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              #90

              TakeYourTopOff;262895 wrote:
              I don't know the whole situation from the start but if he did try to talk to you nicely to start with your just being an ass hole if he just came up to you yelling and not asking from the start he's the ass hole BUT one of you has to be the bigger person here....

              Oh my God face palm, how many times do I have to say it? He has been nothing but an asshole to me about it. Never once has he come up to me and asked "Hey can you not park in front of my house (because i think i own it)" He started out with notes out our (not only mine, but my other neighbors) cars saying "don't fucking park here." Then moved on to ATTEMPTING TO HAVE MY CAR TOWED, then moved on to coming onto MY property and yelling at me.

              So far I think iv been the bigger person seeming as how I have done nothing wrong...at all.

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              • zbrownZ Offline
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                zbrown
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                #91

                i love it when people just jump in a thread and don't read before they post

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                • DelSlowD Offline
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                  DelSlow
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                  #92

                  zbrown;262932 wrote:
                  i love it when people just jump in a thread and don't read before they post

                  Tell me about it.....

                  PS Good COD4 session last night, lets do it again.

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                  • zbrownZ Offline
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                    zbrown
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                    #93

                    DelSlow;262933 wrote:
                    Tell me about it.....

                    PS Good COD4 session last night, lets do it again.

                    all two seconds.... lame

                    longer = better

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                    • MisterCMKM Offline
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                      #94

                      Do you OWN the property?

                      FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                      > thrash;315544 wrote:
                      > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                      >
                      > Ford is back :)

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                      • YellowEvoY Offline
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                        #95

                        zbrown;262932 wrote:
                        i love it when people just jump in a thread and don't read before they post

                        you didn't like my message i sent you 🙂

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                        • DelSlowD Offline
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                          DelSlow
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                          #96

                          MisterCMK;262935 wrote:
                          Do you OWN the property?

                          I assume you are talking about the house, then yes.

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                          • dodee929D Offline
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                            #97

                            QUOTE=DelSlow;262556]
                            Exactly. Thank you. But ya I have tired telling him that he is being an ass, personally I would like to resolve it so nothing really happens at all to keep the neighborhoodly peace, but this guy (like 90% of older people) think that just because im young they can push me around and tell me I can't use/do something that I fucking pay for.[/QUOTE]

                            I could always drive up there and beat him with a shevel

                            Amigos Three

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                            • ruthless351R Offline
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                              ruthless351
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                              #98

                              what is a shevel?

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                              Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
                              Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
                              Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
                              Torque is how far you take the wall with you

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                              • dodee929D Offline
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                                dodee929
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #99

                                ruthless351;262943 wrote:
                                what is a shevel?

                                if you know who ICP is then you know what a shevel is

                                Amigos Three

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                                • dodee929D Offline
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                                  dodee929
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #100

                                  its a shovel only its got a small end that you use to shovel dirt in a graveyard that is really hard

                                  Amigos Three

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                                  • RexwagonR Offline
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                                    Rexwagon
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #101

                                    dodee929;262945 wrote:
                                    its a shovel only its got a small end that you use to shovel dirt in a graveyard that is really hard

                                    o geez

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                                    • dodee929D Offline
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                                      dodee929
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #102

                                      Rexwagon;262948 wrote:
                                      o geez

                                      i know right, i have too much free time

                                      Amigos Three

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                                      • KossickK Offline
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                                        Kossick
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                                        #103

                                        OK so after reading 11 pages of this, saying "really?" and laughing a few times all i can contribute is another classic step brothers moment only taken farther for your special situation... Wait til all their customers are either dropping off or pickup up kids then put some good makeup on a friend and wrap him in plastic or a shower curtain and load his "lifeless" body into your rusty jeep 🙂 You could whistle the whole time you are doing it too just for added effect

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                                        • YellowEvoY Offline
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #104

                                          Kossick;262997 wrote:
                                          OK so after reading 11 pages of this, saying "really?" and laughing a few times all i can contribute is another classic step brothers moment only taken farther for your special situation... Wait til all their customers are either dropping off or pickup up kids then put some good makeup on a friend and wrap him in plastic or a shower curtain and load his "lifeless" body into your rusty jeep 🙂 You could whistle the whole time you are doing it too just for added effect

                                          shouldn't you be working instead of sitting on the computer??? last time i checked you complain bout me and kirk not working and yet you are the one posting during working hours.... faaaag

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