wtf was outside my house last night
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Jim;301505 wrote:
Yup. Yup. Yup. Mmmhmm
I need seem dale gribble action?
Maybe you're the stew kind of guy. No I have never tried it either.
Ingredients:
two cans of tomato sauce
three cans of cooked tomatoes
1/2 thickly sliced worthog meat (mainly for flavor)
a big bag of pasta noodles (any redneck kind will do)
1/2 possum (other 1/2 can be used for breakfast possum-omlettes)
salt and pepperDirections:
Fry bacon in big gramma kettle, over mid. size fire, then fry possum in the grease till golden brown. Take the meat out, then add enough water to pot to fill 2/3 way and then boil noodles. Once cooked add both things of tomatoes to kettle and meat and add enough salt and pepper to old granny's taste. Cook all together for a bout 1 hour simmering over low fire to sautee.Bone Appa Teet.
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id say possum too.
I see some white pellets/large granules there, maybe it is salt it was eating. Or maybe the possum has been there before so they set some poison out?
I never have a .22 on me when I need it, either.
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Briggs&Stratton;301535 wrote:
id say possum too.I see some white pellets/large granules there, maybe it is salt it was eating. Or maybe the possum has been there before so they set some poison out?
I never have a .22 on me when I need it, either.
Yeah it's salt on the stairs...
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opossums are nasty little critters, when I lived in arkansas those fuckers were everywhere.
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Eurofan;301549 wrote:
Youre inbred too? Bubba's brother?:icon_rabbit:
Hardy' har har
Fuck off fag, if you have seen the roads down there you wouldn't poke much fun. Flat lander.
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bubba;301559 wrote:
And ppl call be a hillbilly.. i'm not the one posting up recipes for opossums..Oh, and I would've shot it too... they make some powder less ammo for .22s, work great in the city...
Or so i've heard,
Isn't shooting possum illegal? As they are endangered, or were.
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its an el chupacabra!! DONT GO NEAR IT!
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Dude, when you see it again, scare it:
When threatened or harmed, they will "play possum", mimicking the appearance and smell of a sick or dead animal. The lips are drawn back, teeth are bared, saliva foams around the mouth, and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from the anal glands. The physiological response is involuntary, rather than a conscious act. Their stiff, curled form can be prodded, turned over, and even carried away. The animal will regain consciousness after a period of minutes or hours and escape.
How fuckin' tits is that? You can make it basically pass out, and carry it around.
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